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Joke of the Day
"How long can a frog hold its breath underwater? Until it croaks..."
Next Joke
"I tucked my kids in last night and said, ""See you in the morning!"" and then we laughed and laughed. Saw them 16 more times before sunrise."
"What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend? You Cantaloupe."
"Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs? They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)"
"How do you keep men on their toes? Raise the urinals"
"Yo Mama is old I told her to act her age and the bitch died"
"Jewish having a hard time concentrating Go join a concentration camp"
"My grandpa has the heart of a lion, And a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"I'd like to live in Abu Dhabi. There's nothing like the bright lights, ritzy real estate, and an occasional public beheading."
"What was Camelot ? A place where people parked their camels !"