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"Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls? His hardware was Microsoft"
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"Donald trump Is a good president"
"I tried writing some jokes on Weed But I was too high to remember to write them down"
"How do you spot an engineer at a party? He'll come up to you and tell you himself."
"I just got married to a young woman from Thailand and she told me that a small penis is okay. I still wish she didn't have one though."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, ""Hey, you know we have a drink named after you?"" The grasshopper says, ""You serve a drink called Irving?"""
"Dear Kids, there is no Santa. Those presents are from your parents. Love, Julian Assange - *WikiLeaks*."
"[2006] *creates anonymous username online and never reveals personal information* [2016] *tweets Taco Bell my credit card number & address*"
"Did you hear about the live performance about the dictionary? I heard it was a play on words."
"Guido Mastrobatatti died when he hurt his arm? How? He had elbow-a"