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Joke of the Day
"I'd like to dedicate this award to gravity. You've always kept me down to earth."
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"*narrows my eyes at you suspiciously* *keeps narrowing them* *closes them entirely* [naps]"
"Me I'm a joke"
"A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand... A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says ""make me one with everything""."
"What's white on top and black on the bottom? A: Society."
"What happens when you give a politician viagra? He gets taller"
"This is a robbery In some firm, two masked thieves enter: -This is a robbery The accountant, relieved: -Thank GOD, I thought it was the IRS."
"Was being tested for allergies at an all-male nudist colony when the power went out... Needless to say, I felt every prick."
"ME: who's a good boy *kissy noises* DOG: I just murdered the cat ME: you are, yes you are *rubs dog's head* DOG: you're next buddy"
"The Kama Sutra has announced a new sex position called The Plumber: You stay in all day and nobody comes!"