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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism."
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"What do you call two banana peels on the floor? Slippers"
"I eat those silica gel packets because consumer electronics are not the boss of me."
"The Jackhammer, Now that was a groundbreaking discovery."
"What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket? How far do you think i can kick this bucket? Also, Why did the chicken cross the road? [He was in the bucket](/spoiler)"
"I used to hate peer pressure, but my friends got me into it."
"I heard you guys like nooses..... We should hang together!!"
"What do you call a pissed-off Founding Father? A Cranky-Doodle-Dandy!"
"I'm on chapter two of the dictionary and this thing is just so disconnected. Like, what happened to the aardvark from the beginning?"
"How long does guacamole last in the fridge? Please say a year."