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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mexican midget? A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!"
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"Someone told me the first person you look at after something funny happens is the person you like the most... Good thing I always keep a mirror with me"
"I've just been sentenced to 6 months in prism It'll give me a chance to reflect"
"Hippy walks into a bar The barman says ""Sorry, we don't serve free spirits"""
"I'm so bright My mom calls me her sun"
"I like my coffee like I like my women Made by my mother."
"Margaret Thatcher has only been in hell for half a day... ...but she's already sorted out Satan's budget deficit, busted up the demons' union and made Hitler cry during a debate."
"And satan said ""let all the opinions of strangers on social media have an absurdly large effect on you"" and it was so"
"Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one if he's got a good crew to do it."
"Whats the difference What is the difference between a redneck divorce, and a tornado. Not a damn thing either way someone is losing a trailer."