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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you starve in a desert? Because of all the sand which is there."

"Nobody's going to see a sticker on a telephone pole and then become a fan of your band."

"What question must always be answered ""Yes""? ""What does Y-E-S spell?"""

"longest word in the English language - Funny but logical What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""

"What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left the farm? Bison"

"My girlfriend said she wants a fairy-tale life. So I've trapped her in her gran's bedroom with a wolf."

"According to the customer service, the cable guy should be here sometime between 10:00 a.m. and the return of Christ."

"What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang? A smell that keeps coming back!"

"If I've said it once, I've said it one hundred times. I'd rather listen to an auto-tuned queef played on a loop over and over, than listen to Lady Gaga's performance at the Grammy's again."

"Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy? Security at Samsung."