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Joke of the Day

"HOLY SHIT. THANK GOD TINA S. UPDATED HER FACEBOOK STATUS TO ""i hate studyyinggg"" OR ELSE WHO WOULD HAVE KNOWN?! BIG NEWS, TINA! BIG NEWS."

"What is the most useful thing in the French Army? A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war!"

"Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.? Because his mixtape was to die for..."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to beat the room for being black and one to arrest the light bulb for being broke."

"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass"

"If you don't eat your candy corn in three separate bites starting from the big yellow end to the small white end, you're a communist."

"The local cemetery has been really popular lately People are dying to get in."

"Late term abortion now offered in Florida Free with stay to any Orlando resort"

"In a survival situation, you can drink your own urine. Fortunately, my Wi-Fi came back on just as I was filling the can."

"If Bill Clinton was a construction worker he would be called Bob the Billder Sorry."