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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to beat the room for being black and one to arrest the light bulb for being broke."

"a cannibal's favorite drink What drink does a cannibal have after a long day? a handshake!"

"I met a dwarf the other day He was a pretty down to earth guy."

"double midget jokes god save me When to know to kick a midget's balls? Ans - When he's next to your girlfriend and he says ""Her hair smells nice."" What do you call a midget vampire? Ans - Cocksucker."

"[at fancy-dress party shouting over all the barking] ""YOU NEED TO LEAVE"" me dressed as a giant vacuum cleaner: ""I DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD 6 DOGS"""

"There's three types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't. Which one are you??"

"Let's see here... Said the blind to the deaf."

"What does oral sex in a nursing home taste like? (shrugs shoulders) Depends."

"A local plastic surgeon started giving away free breast implants... They're up for grabs."

"Man who stand on toilet... High on pot!"