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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass"
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"A boy asks the teacher, ""what's infinity?"" Teacher: ""think of a number."" Boy: ""ok, I've got one."" Teacher: ""good, that's not it!"""
"Did you hear about the antennas that got married? The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."
"""Any women in the audience who think I'm a male chauvinist, say ""Boooo!"" Every woman in the audience yelled ""Booo!"" The speaker said to the crowd, ""Obedient little bitches, aren't you?"""
"If Tom Cruise had an intervention to an addiction... They should call it ""Cruise Control."""
"I ate a pizza. just kidding lol"
"I've got my ion you, baby!"
"I just killed a man Knifely done"
"What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of? Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim."
"Yo mommas so old... She sees Dr. Grant."