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Joke of the Day
"What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use? Uni-ball"
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"The worst thing about babies is how little they appreciate all the sleep they get."
"Red, White and Blue represent freedom until you see them flashing behind your car."
"I am not paying for a full year membership at the Y when I only need the pool long enough to hold one hamster Viking funeral."
"How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Potatoe"
"Outsize Clothes-buying by Ellie Fant"
"[marriage counseling] He barely knows who I am anymore ""That's not true, Karen"" LINDA, MY NAME IS LINDA"
"Q: Did you hear about the book about cowardice? A: It had no spine."
"She said a lot of F words and I don't think it stands for fabulous."
"What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers? The Daily Express."