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Joke of the Day

"I am not paying for a full year membership at the Y when I only need the pool long enough to hold one hamster Viking funeral."

"What's the difference between pink and purple? Grip."

"Men get more attractive with age. Women...well they just let you put it in more places."

"What are the hottest days during summer? Sun-days"

"Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog? DogMa"

"Humans are constantly amazing me; like how vegan is a thing but hibernation isn't? Wtf."

"Womens rights"

"It's time to make like a baby... And head out. *leaves"

"Let's get a beer Three old guys are out walking. First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?' Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!' Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..'"

"'Do Not Touch' Must be one of the scariest things to read in Braille"