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Joke of the Day

"Q: Did you hear about the book about cowardice? A: It had no spine."

"I can't see my Dad now he's had a sex change He's trans-parent"

"My friend always wanted to work in animation, but never got past the interview He just couldn't understand the difference between a professional ""colorist"" and a professional ""racist"""

"a coca-cola can and a dr pepper bottle are having an emotional talk... coca-cola asked why dr pepper had been bottling up his feelings for so long!"

"One injured in Greyhound rollover in Texas. But the rest of the puppies are fine."

"Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use? Progressive."

"TIFU by buying a cheap speaker system Whoops, wrong sub"

"Crazy ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates They'll kill your dog"

"She asked if I thought she was a 10... ...I told her she's more like a 14, cause she's the most basic bitch I've ever met."

"Why couldn't the snake have sex Ereptile dysfunction"