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Joke of the Day

"How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Potatoe"

"About women... There's only 1 word beginning with B you should ever call a woman, and that's ""beautiful"" - bitches fucking love being called beautiful."

"The Mafia have decided to update it's operations to keep up with internet trading. Their first venture is called Pay-Up-Pal"

"A chinese couple moves to Africa and the woman soon becomes pregnant. 9 months later, the woman gives birth to a half African and half Chinese baby. The man names the baby Sum Ting Wong."

"When I get naked in the bathroom... the shower gets turned on."

"Who is a Racist and a Homophobe and a Bigot and a Hater and a Sexist pig? *Anyone* winning an argument with a liberal."

"I am genderfluid I sexually identify as mayonnaise. If you can't stand it than you neeed to ketchup."

"A murder A man walks into a crowded bar, pulls out a knife, and murders another man. Then he walked out. * I bet you laughed, this joke is a *killer*"

"The Westboro Baptist Church is planning on picketing Fred Phelps funeral. I'm not sure they even know what they're doing anymore, you guys."

"Why does Uranus look so smooth compared to other gas giants in our solar system?"