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Joke of the Day
"The worst thing about babies is how little they appreciate all the sleep they get."
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"TIFU by accidentally cheating on my wife at a BDSM convention with a woman who was wearing the same leather mask Whoops, wrong sub"
"What's a ghost's favorite type of porn? Boookakke!"
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba-da-cha!"
"What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common? They both like to crack open a cold one"
"Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged? A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on."
"My boss told me that if I can't show up sober then don't bother coming to work tomorrow. Three day weekend!"
"My girlfriend gave me a handjob yesterday... and told me ""My God, your penis is huge!"" I replied, ""You're pulling my leg!"""
"Laziness is when a person doesn't fake that he's working."
"Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner? Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines."