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Joke of the Day
"Whats Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill? Walking... JK Rolling"
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"I said ""I'm not going to repeat myself"""
"I asked a blonde friend to check if my blinker was working, her reply was 'Yes, it is. No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, it's not.'"
"Being a racist zebra seems difficult."
"If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you, son. We live in a patriarchal society where they're not considered as important or valid."
"Why do single people take dating advice from other single people? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions."
"Welcome to the Alzheimer's information support page... ...please enter your 17 digit password."
"Why do scuba divers falls backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."
"Q: What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A: A can't opener."
"So a guy enters a theme park alone"