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Joke of the Day

"Welcome to the Alzheimer's information support page... ...please enter your 17 digit password."

"Why do we measure snakes in inches? Because they don't have any feet!"

"What did the baby computer call his dad? Data!"

"What do you see when the Pillsbury DoughBoy bends over? Dough Nuts"

"I was on the exercise bike for almost 30 minutes just now. It was pretty easy. Tomorrow I may even try using the pedals."

"Blonde Joke Why did the blonde girl have bruises around her belly button? Because blonde guys aren't smart either (Sorry if it's a repost.)"

"I always wanted to be a plumber when I grew up but in the end it was just a pipe dream."

"Why don't you give a college kid fried chicken? Because their too hopped up on crack and politics to have an appetite."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bethany ! Bethany who ? Bethany good movies recently !"

"how many screws hold together a lesbians bed? None it's all tongue and groove"