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Joke of the Day

"Q: How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting too fat? A: She fits into your wife's clothes."

"joke - ghost What did the ghost wearing sox say? Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose !"

"What do you call a number that can't keep still? A roamin' numeral."

"Did you hear about the cannibal in the colosseum? He was gladiator."

"Interviewer: Where do you want to be in 5 years? Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then."

"Bad News. Doctor: ""I have some bad news for you. You REALLY have to stop masturbating."" ""Oh my God doc, why, WHY?"" ""I am trying to examine you!"""

"What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...? A fork"

"If history is written by the victors Then who wrote the history of France ?"

"A dozen fish are in a tank. Then one proclaims: ""Can anybody drive this thing?"""

"My wife told me to stop singing Wonderwall I said Maybe"