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Joke of the Day

"I have 12 fish, 5 drown how many do I have left? 12! Fish cant drown! (Dont be that guy and tell the truth about fish drowning)"

"Costume Ideas For Halloween, you should dress up as Pavlov. Not everyone will get it, but it should ring a bell."

"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam"

"How do you make a pheromone? Drive her sarcophagus down a gravel road."

"Anytime I cannot find my kids I just go to the bathroom and wait for them to barge in"

"Hiring manager: what would you say are your greatest weaknesses? Me: probably men with hairy knuckles. Oh, and a moist pot roast."

"Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!"

"Rules of the metal shop If it's glowing and metal, it's probably hot. Don't put your fingers where you wouldn't put your dick."

"Brown and sticky Whats Brown and sticky? A Stick"

"(business meeting) *drops pen on the floor* *bends over to pick it up* *shirt comes untucked* *all the jelly beans start falling out*"