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Joke of the Day
"What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas? A better son."
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"A priest, rapist, and pedophile walk into a bar He orders a drink."
"Mountain ranges aren't funny They're hill areas."
"What do you call the history of a car? An autobiography."
"I've been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now I may as well call them traditions."
"ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking, please fasten your seatbelts i wanna try something"
"The doctors tested a man to see if he was gay. He passed with flying colors."
"Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen."
"I'm 100 percent against animal cruelty. Nothing makes me sadder than when my dog makes fun of me."
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Hot, mocha, and overpriced. Prostitutes. I like prostitutes."