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Joke of the Day
"What's it like never being flaccid? Hard."
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"A Jewish man gets hit by a car... in the back of the ambulance on the way to the hospital the paramedic asks ""are you comfortable?"" the Jewish man shrugs. ""I make a living."""
"i'd tell a joke about food but... It'll be of bad taste"
"I used to hate peer pressure, but my friends got me into it."
"What is Mary short for? She ain't got no legs!"
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender."
"How do you outsmart a chicken? By thinking outside the bawks."
"I called the Paranoia Hotline: This guy answered and said, ""How the hell did you get this number?"""
"Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent."
"If my next of kin takes a nap.. Can i call him Napkin?"