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"#BPMovies 20,000 Leaks Under the Sea."
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"Here's a mind bender my 8 year old son came up with: Why are trees green? For camouflage."
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"""Lift those weights, see if I care."" Said the impersonal trainer."
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"""I OBJECT!!!"" The defendant screams in court. The judge gives him a very emotional hug and says ""no... you human""."
"Why have the French lost the war? They have to eat a dessert after each meal."
"What do you call an Italian man without arms? A mute. Sorry if repost."