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Joke of the Day

"What did the dolphin say to the frog? Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy."

"The reason I'm so happy today is because I got a penis enlarger... She's 18 years old!"

"Why does Edward Woodward have so many Ds in his name? Because if he didn't, he'd be called Ewar Woowar."

"I Like My Women Like I Like My Math http://spikedmath.com/comics/138-i-like-my-women-like-i-like-my-math.png"

"There was this church that was so so small That instead of having a crucified jesus they had one hanging"

"I had a dog named Herpes once. He was a good dog, but he wouldn't heel."

"[sees old friend after 4 years] ""God, you were so fat back in school."" ""Yeah, well I lost a lot of it last year."" ""No you didn't."""

"If the opposite of impossible is Possible & the opposite of immature is Mature, you can conclude that i'm a very Portant person to some."

"Regretting that I didn't install a GPS locator on the baby, because man this Hooters is a big place."

"If people could hear the next five seconds after I hit ""end"" on a call, I would have no friends."