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Joke of the Day

"My friend says he's got a psychic duck He's got it all dressed up like a gypsy in a little circus tent in his house. ""What are you on?"" I said to him. ""Quack"" said the duck."

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"Why did my jizz cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning."
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