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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bug can survive all winter? A bahumbug!"
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"Why do the French get high so fast? Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20."
"The fencer thought he knew what was about to happen but... ...his opponent feinted."
"OBAMA IS COMING FOR YOUR GUNS!! ME: OMG *clutches guns* [7 years later] ME (frustratedly checking my watch): This guy is taking forever"
"What do you call a person with no skin? Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet."
"My sister asked me to take of her clothes too!! She's a quadriplegic, and is incapable of doing so by herself."
"What's the difference between America and yoghurt? Yoghurt has culture"
"These attacks in Paris were really terrible 13/11 never baguette"
"Boy: Our Principal So Stupid Girl:Don't You Know Who i am? Boy: No Girl: I'm The Principal's Daughet. Boy: Do You Know Who i am? Boy: Good (Walks Away)"
"[Soldiers regrouping] Where's Jim? He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies "