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Joke of the Day

"Why can vietnamese handle heat really well? It is natural selection..."

"I don't believe in mythical creatures like dragons, unicorns, Lock Ness Monster, drama free women. Just joking, I believe in Nessie."

"Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine!"

"How many ""friend zoned"" guys does it take to change a lightbulb? How many ""friend zoned"" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw."

"A favourite high school teacher's go-to Knock Knock joke. Knock knock. *-Who's there?* Interrupting cow. *-Interrup-* **MOO**"

"My son, who is 10, just explained that the things he did when he was 7 no longer reflect the person that he is now. I need a drink."

"No LinkedIn, I do not want to display my Twitter on my profile. I would actually like to keep my chances of getting a job above zero."

"Did you hear about the new LSU Visa card coming out? You get Les Miles and zero points"

"Do you think all these parents who named their daughters after flowers really gave much thought to how much teenage boys like to pluck?"

"Helen Keller walks into a bar And a chair. And a table."