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Joke of the Day
"You know what was lit? The Freedom Bus."
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"What's black and blue and hates sex? ... a rape victim"
"Could be taken as racist, or insecure (maybe both) What do you call a immigrant fighting a rapist. ""Alien versus predator"""
"What did the dwarf say to the drunk prostitute?. High hoe, high hoe..."
"What do you call 4 dicks tied together? An erectangle."
"She has a weimerhi...wimerrihym....wimmerhie... She has a big gray dog."
"My girlfriend told me I was one in a million. When I looked through her text messages, I had to admit she was right."
"Are you a great at fishing? So you're a Mastur""bait""er"
"How do they say ""fuck you"" in Los Angeles? ""Trust me."""
"How did Hitler pick up Jewish girls? With a dustpan..."