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Joke of the Day
"I broke my leg while visiting America At least I got a good taste of their hospitality."
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"My favorite mythical creature is the Honest Politician"
"No, my kid didn't do the drawings I have up around my desk. I did them. It's my desk."
"If We Need Someone To Run Our Country Based On Building A Buisness And Money We Have The Wrong Donald. We Need Ronald Mc'Donald."
"Monorail joke I love making jokes about monorails, they make the best one-liners!"
"What is the #1 cause of paedophilia? Sexy children."
"Why are my jokes strikingly similar to your sperm? They're killed almost instantly by assholes."
"what is an pirates fav element potassium because pirate doesnt want scurvy. it not argon k?"
"I think Billboard has got it all wrong on the hottest single of the year It should be me"
"What's the difference between a weatherman and a well-hung dick doctor? One's a meteorologist and the other's a meaty urologist."