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Joke of the Day

"Everyday is a good day to walk through the forest, The fact that im dragging a dead body is completely irrelevant"

"Doctor, my girlfriend grinds her teeth while sleeping. Dr: Put some coffee beans in her mouth and set the alarm for 7:30am"

"Want to hear a joke about potassium? K. I was gonna tell a joke about sodium but then I was like, Na."

"A stoner plumber walks into his dealer's house and asks ""where's the shit at?"""

"I used to want to be a banker. But then I lost interest"

"Does anyone else find it ironic that Stalin was also Russian?"

"Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?"

"Why does the corn hate the farmer? Because he picks his ears!"

"Justin Bieber? Why would someone call their daughter Justin?"