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Joke of the Day
"Apparently, when the Queen was at school, her strongest subject was the Gym teacher."
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"Apparently, Bill Cosby likes his women the way he likes his Jello Pudding... ...passed out cold."
"Is it true that in prison sometimes a man will try to kiss another gentleman even if he doesn't want to kiss him back?"
"Sign at funeral home: ALL SALES FINAL"
"No one plans to fail. They just go online. Then check their e-mail. Then go to twitter...and it just happens organically."
"A soccer ball walks into a bar. The bartender kicked him out."
"Wife: How many women have u slept with? Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake."
"What is a drug? A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper."
"What is gay pride? A group of homosexual lions"
"Why did Ahmed Mohamed put his clock in a pencil case? because pipe clock would have just been stupid."