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Joke of the Day

"A quick Mel Gibson joke. If Mel Gibson directed a popular 90's show starring Paul Reiser and Helen Hunt: ""Mad about Jew"""

"I organized a threesome last night. There were a couple of no-shows but I still had a good time."

"New Reality Show: America's Next Top Proctologist. You only advance to the next round if you get two thumbs up."

"A poster with a mugshot saying ""Have you seen this man"" So I rang up and said No. You have to do your bit for society ."

"Things safer than flying Malaysia Airlines: -Badger juggling -Heroin enemas -Grenade soup -Live cobra condoms -Roman candle tampons -Ebola"

"What's the definition of a woman? Life support for a cunt."

"What is the worst way to ask for a cigarette in San Francisco? ""You got a fag I can bum?"""

"Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks."

"What do you say to a girl with small tits? NOTHING!"

"Hey you see that Russian car over there? When I was in Moscow I saw a Lada them."