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Joke of the Day
"How Does Moses make Tea? HEBREW it!"
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"I was screwing my secretary... ...up the arse when my wife walked in. She said, ""You cannot do this to me. I said, ""I know that's why I'm doing it to her."""
"I asked my wife to name an adjective that describes my penis... She replied ""vestigial."""
"Did you hear about the German republication of Mein Kampf? It's causing a lot of Fuhrer."
"My kid just said his dinner tasted like cat litter. Not sure if I should be offended or wonder how he knows what cat litter tastes like."
"I stuck my d**k in a car Now my sexuality is exhausting."
"WIFE: you can't just deep-fry everything ME: what do you mean? WIFE: I mean put down the cat"
"Remember when the Backstreet Boys sang 'Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely' and then we all showed them for the rest of their lives?"
"If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat what would you have ? Someone else's coat."
"Donald Trump is basically the villain in every anime so I assume he'll be defeated by a 13-year-old boy in short pants"