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Joke of the Day
"WIFE: you can't just deep-fry everything ME: what do you mean? WIFE: I mean put down the cat"
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"What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter? envelope"
"Hillary Clinton says to the Devil, ""What happened? You promised me that I'd win the election?"" The Devil replies, ""Yeah, and you promised me a soul."""
"By a show of hands, who has hands? Sit down Leonard, you're a seahorse."
"Dude tried to go medieval on my ass, so I went renaissance on his and confused him with my drawings of a flying machine"
"A news reporter introduces his new co-worker on air This Justin"
"I have a silly friend named Oedipus... He's a stupid motherfucker."
"My Grandads motto was ""Never give up"".... He died of lung cancer"
"A Mexican kid passes a note to his friend in class. ""What do you think you're doing?"" the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... ""writing an ese"""
"The phrase ""watching paint dry"" should be replaced with ""listening to people talk about brewing their own beer."""