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Joke of the Day
"I asked my wife to name an adjective that describes my penis... She replied ""vestigial."""
Next Joke
"Acquaintances: ""So what have you been up to?"" What I hear: ""Please explain yourself, we're trying to figure you out."""
"Have I ever taught you South american Judo? Judo know if I have a knife, Judo know if I got a gun."
"(Standing next to pool with a golf club and horse) Friends: Are you sure you've played water polo before?"
"So then someone told me Islam is the religion of peace."
"Marriage. Because your sh*tty day doesn't have to end at work."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar... A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says ""We have a drink named after you."" The grasshopper says, ""You have a drink named Steve?"""
"I went to the zoo today, but it only had one animal! It was a Shitzu ... I'll see myself out edit: apparantly this is another common repost which I have never seen. Oh well, I like it."
"JPP is a ""oser"" (holds middle, ring and pinky fingers to forehead)."
"How does a mathematician go to the bathroom? He works it out with a pencil."