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Joke of the Day
"What's up? Some movie about an old guy and balloons."
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"Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that ""love handles"" referred to her ears?"
"""I think we should touch other people's faces"" - blind break up"
"What do you call a group of slow extremist Muslim Dr Who fans? Tardis..... I will see myself out.."
"When does one plus one equal three? Nine months later."
"A little old lady walked into the bank cashed a small check and started out. Passing the armed guard she smiled and said ""You can go home now."""
"What do you call a French guy wearing sandals? Felipe Flop!"
"What do you call it when someone is raped by a bunch of ghosts? Boo-kakke"
"Shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends."
"I have two feelings in Ramadan, it's either ""I'm hungry"" or ""I shouldn't have eaten this much"""