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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump is basically the villain in every anime so I assume he'll be defeated by a 13-year-old boy in short pants"

"What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball? Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)"

"What do you call a far-ranging debate? A mass-debate."

"The week has seven days: Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Friday, Saturday and preMonday."

"I just went to a very emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers."

"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar.. ...and doesn't"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Why is it hard to break up with a Star Trek fan? Because they are such Kling-ons."

"I farted on an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels. From /r/PeterL"

"What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers? Either your mum, your wife or you."