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Joke of the Day

"Remember when the Backstreet Boys sang 'Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely' and then we all showed them for the rest of their lives?"

"if ur in a bad mood & somone says ""have a good day"" the best response is to yell ""HEY EVRYONE THIS DUDES HANDING OUT GOOD DAYS COME GET ONE"""

"Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting? So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form ""wear"""

"How did the detective solve his cold-case? He put it in a conviction-oven."

"Please refrain from telling elderly election volunteers to ""work that poll""."

"An accident... It's an accident waiting to happen when your country has an obesity epidemic... And a skinny jeans fad at the same time."

"So a navy man returns to his ship after a night in port. The next morning he's shocked to find everyone speaking Russian... Whoops, wrong sub."

"Police Chief: Why did you arrest that doctor? Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse."

"Happy Columbus Day! Celebrate by going to the wrong house after work then claiming it as your own."

"In Colorado you're American In Juarez you're a Mexican. In the bathroom European."