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Joke of the Day

"Remember when the Backstreet Boys sang 'Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely' and then we all showed them for the rest of their lives?"

"I just read a long article about Japanese sword fighters. If you want, I can samurais it for you."

"How did Hitler like his juice? Concentrated"

"If her age isn't on the clock, she is ready for the cock."

"I was braised by wild cannibals."

"I was wondering how the truck was getting so big... Then it hit me."

"Why are Fencers so popular on /r/Jokes? Because they do well with Ripostes."

"Why did the dog say he was an actor? His leg was in a cast."

"What did the redditor say to the repost? Upvote!"

"So a guy walks into a bar... And yells, ""I HAVE EBOLA!"""