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Joke of the Day
"My physics teacher told me I had a lot of potential... Then he pushed me off the roof"
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"So when is this old enough to know better' suppose to kick in ?"
"Two scientists walk into a bar... Two scientists walk into a bar. The first asks for H2O. The second asks for H2O, too. The second man dies."
"I tried to join the Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting but all the seats were taken."
"Friends and Family of Jedis should be called ""The Force Kin"""
"B-E-F-O-R-E not b4. We speak English not fuc?ing bingo."
"When my Great Grandmother was a kid she asked her dad for a ring with a cat on it. Her father replied with stick your finger up the cats ass."
"Girls only date me to further their careers... Damn archeologists and paleontologists!"
"Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair."
"I was dating a strong, independent, black doorknob recently. She was quite difficult to handle"