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Joke of the Day
"May I pay you handsomely, good sir? -Why yes you may. *opens wallet* *pulls out Ryan Gosling*"
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"""Good luck with your little skits!"" -Shakespeare's mom."
"My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read between the lines."
"What's the difference between and egg and a wank? You can beat an egg."
"*loses beer *opens new beer *finds old beer *drinks 2 beers I win"
"In To A Bar. A priest, a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. he orders a drink"
"It blows my mind that people walk around acting like Steve Harvey won't jump out from behind a bush at any moment & murder them."
"ME: *looks up from tarot card* So is Death laughing at a smoldering corpse a good thing? PSYCHIC: *wide-eyed* At this point, I don't know."
"What do you use to check your cell from across the room? A telephono lens."