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Joke of the Day

"What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security? Both have LAX security."

"What is the difference between quarter and the eighth. $50 bucks"

"An eskimo sitting in a kayak was chilly. He lit a fire. Unsurprisingly the kayak sank. Moral: You can't have your kayak and heat it too."

"I Don't always post on Reddit But When i do, people just downvote. like now..."

"There are two secrets to being a successful businessman. 1) Never tell people everything you know... 2)"

"Judging by the number of hats on the hanger... ...and the amount of shoes underneath, I am married to a three-headed spider."

"Who reads the news AND makes coffee? Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)"

"Yo mamma's so old that... ...back in her day, old spice was just called spice!"

"(Corny)-Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard? Cuz everyone was dying to get in."

"Two Jewish women are on a bench One turns to the other and says ""meh"" The other responds ""eh"" The first one replies ""but enough about the children"""