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Joke of the Day

"[RACIST] The Parrot A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. ""Wow,"" says the bartender. ""That is really something. Where'd you get it?"" ""Africa,"" says the parrot."

"Being hungry again a half hour after eating Chinese food isn't about the food being Chinese, it's about you being American."

"My local movie theater was robbed of $200 last night. They stole a tub of popcorn, two sodas and a box of Milk Duds."

"Were you born on Highway 22? Because I heard alot of accidents happened there."

"Louie C.K.'s Honda Civic joke at the Oscars Really struck Accord"

"I had five hundred Kit Kats in my fridge and my mate had one in his. I pressured him into giving his to a homeless person. That's basically how celebrity charity appeals work."

"I like you but not save your life before a dog's life like you."

"My GF passed away... and I wake up every day with mourning wood now."

"Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell."

"Once i did the ""is your dad a terrorist?, because you are a bomb.."" line to a muslim girl. Totally blew up in my face"