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Joke of the Day
"What kind of birds go to church every Sunday? Birds of Pray"
Next Joke
"Have you heard the joke about the blind man who picked up a hammer and saw?"
"I went on one of those once in a lifetime holidays last week... I won't be doing that again. joke by Tim Vine"
"What do you call a pachyderm that doesn't matter? Irrelephant."
"My dick is so big that a JPEG picture of it cannot be stored in a FAT formatted drive."
"The Police called to my door last night and said ""Your dog was chasing a man on a bike""... ...I said ""Bullshit, my dog doesn't have a bike""."
"What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia? Snoop Dinner"
"Putin is really messing with Obama over this Ukraine thing. The last time a Russian beat a black guy this bad Apollo Creed died."
"Perforated Paper Products Inc just went out of business. They should have seen it coming. They had a tearable product."
"Ya know, I've never taken an ugly girl to bed... Woke up with a few though."