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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the joke about the blind man who picked up a hammer and saw?"
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"Actors retweeting compliments is the modern day version of actors murdering hookers."
"How does a shepherd integrate black and white flocks? Ewe-substitution"
"Just had a moment where I wanted to scroll down to read the comments looking at my bank balance online."
"I bet the first person to keep track of his age was a gigantic tool ""This is my 24th winter"" Shut up and help us kill this boar, Stuart"
"After years of searching, scientists have finally found the gene for shyness... ...hiding behind two other genes."
"You know you have no attention span when you require a mental break while typing 140 characters."
"bad news, you have cancer and Alzheimer's Doctor: ""It's bad news, you have cancer and Alzheimer's."" Patient: ""Oh well, it could be worse - at least I don't have cancer."""
"What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started? Looking for Jobs."
"What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor? A dog with pawlitical experience."