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Joke of the Day

"The Police called to my door last night and said ""Your dog was chasing a man on a bike""... ...I said ""Bullshit, my dog doesn't have a bike""."

"In the spirit of mother's day Roses are Red Violets are blue Pornhub is down Your moms facebook will do"

"As a man, I honor Christopher Columbus every day of the year by refusing to ask for directions."

"What day is /r/Jokes favorite? Earth Day, it's all about recycling!"

"How strange... Last night my flatmate only popped out for milk wearing no make up and instead came back with 4 packets of Haribo, 4 fun size Snickers and a 'Best Costume' trophy."

"Where do blind parrots go for treatment? The Birds Eye counter!"

"Brace yourselves!! The flowers, candy and jewelry mobile uploads are upon us....."

"Just finished building doors for my fish. I'm highly skilled in the field of carp-entry."

"If your legs open up faster than Google's homepage. You are not girlfriend material."

"Aside from dying withing the same week what else did Steve Irwin and Peter Brock have in common? Their last moments were spent in wild fishtails."