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Joke of the Day
"What do big banks and Hillary Clinton have in common? They aren't too big to fail"
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"What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down? His Doughnuts."
"Today a fortune cookie told me that every exit is an entrance Long story short, my girlfriend said no."
"Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus? They did not have 50 Cent."
"Sometimes I break into hives. But only because I hate bees."
"What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ? Where in earth have you been !"
"How did Cosby fuck up his phone? He put it on sleep mode"
"I once told a joke about Hinduism on r/jokes... It was instant karma."
"Arent a donut and a danish the same thing? Well they are both synonym rolls!!"
"You know, it occurs to me that my ceiling fan is inherently indecisive... Any time I ask it a question, it only ever responds with ""HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"""