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Joke of the Day

"I went on one of those once in a lifetime holidays last week... I won't be doing that again. joke by Tim Vine"

"There CAN be a Beatles reunion!! All we need are 2 bullets."

"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning..."

"What helps put a Jew to sleep? gas"

"I felt like dancing after mixing cheap rye with powdered orange drink I called it my Whisky Tang-o Foxtrot. Seriously, WTF was I thinking?"

"What's a rabbits' favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark."

"Mr. Wong and Ms. Chin get married and have a baby. The baby comes out white. Being a little confused, Mr. Wong asks the doctor about this. Doctor says, ""Two wongs make a white""."

"Politics have really just become an emotional beauty pageant But you know... Women's Rights"

"Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number"""

"I lost my mood ring... And I'm not sure how I should feel about it."