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Joke of the Day
"He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh"
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"What do you call a black girl with braces giving a blowjob Black and Decker pecker wrecker"
"Judge: Your charge is burning down your neighbors house Me: Your Honor they hung baskets of plastic flowers on their porch! J: Not Guilty!"
"Most people don't think I'm as old as I am until they hear me stand up"
"""I like Trump because he isn't a politician."" Right, because whenever my toilet breaks I call my electrician."
"How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail? They exchange cell numbers."
"I treat you like a son But you treat me like a son of a bitch! Made me laugh for 5 mins when I heard it lol"
"I feel bad for Anne Frank She had her diary published for all the world to read, which is every girl's worst nightmare! And she didn't get paid for it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare."
"Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally."
"With a wheelchair, everyday is Halloween! Children are scared of you, adults try to guess what you are, and the elderly just give you candy! Paraphrased from the wonderful Zach Anner"