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Joke of the Day

"Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally."

"Married foreplay is just five minutes of confusion about whether your spouse is using a suggestive euphemism or asking you to do a chore."

"I was watching the Dyslexic news channel earlier. Apparently North Korea are making unclear threats to the US."

"You are from russia, right? I mean, someone said he is putin his dick in your mom tonight"

"What smells better than it taste? A nose"

"I asked my North Korean friend how things were over there. He said he couldn't complain."

"Where do turkeys go to have a good time? The Turkey Club"

"Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball? Miscarriage"

"A bank robber took a mop and a bucket of soapy water to a job. He cleaned up."

"If you ask me, NASCAR would be much more entertaining if the drivers had had as much to drink as the fans."