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Joke of the Day

"I feel bad for Anne Frank She had her diary published for all the world to read, which is every girl's worst nightmare! And she didn't get paid for it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare."

"NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands? SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!"

"Horrible joke I made up as a kid Why are frogs on the endangered species list? Because they croak a lot!"

"April Showers Bring May Flowers. What do May Flowers Bring? Pilgrims."

"Really shouldn't If you're always Putin things off, you'll end up Russian."

"I told an Aussie friend I was having trouble rooting my phone He replied, ""Maybe try buying it dinner first, mate. """

"Tried Googling ""Missing Medieval Servant"" but I kept getting Page Not Found"

"They're creepy and they're kooky, Mysterious and spooky, They're all together ooky The Twitter Family *click click*"

"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me."

"I don't like guys who only make periodic chemistry jokes at parties. I usually ask those Mendeleev."