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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black girl with braces giving a blowjob Black and Decker pecker wrecker"
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"Did you ever hear about the Bass player whose timing was so bad he threw himself behind a train?"
"Eight bytes walk into a bar The bartender asks, ""can I get you something?"" ""Yeah"", the bytes reply, ""make us a double"""
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One but he must consult the DSM-IV."
"Did you hear about the psychic midget that escaped from jail? Headline read: Small Medium at Large"
"""will you be paying with cash or credit?"" ""Cash"" *start playing ""ring of fire"" on my kazoo *gets tackled by security*"
"What do you call an angry archer? A Cross Bowman"
"Don't tell me you're fat because obesity runs in your family... Not a damn thing has ever run in your family."
"I almost got fired for watching internet porn at work. Instead I got fired for masturbating."
"I had diarrhea and had some jalapeno sauce That came out badly"