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Joke of the Day

"A jewish man with a boner runs into a wall He broke his nose"

"Why won't North Korea ever have a successful space program? There's no air in space for them to eat."

"What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls? You run. You run so far away."

"""The plane nosedived and crashed, due to a passenger's iPod being played during landing."" - No flight, ever."

"Why do bees hum ? Because they've forgotten the words !"

"Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly? Cause they would quack up."

"I think we should find time today to send a friend request to Myspace Tom on Facebook; he was there for us when we didn't have any friends."

"I quit smoking, drinking and chasing women... Worst 10 minutes of my life..."

"I heard my neighbour was stealing everyone else's Viagras... That was kind of a dick move."

"The phone cops got a new case. It fit snuggly."